“The next day, my stomach muscles hurt from laughing. I felt like I’d been worked over by bullies.” —The Simpsons Archive: George Meyer Interview (March 2000) (via Instapaper)
“I am a sans serif Superman and my only kryptonite is pretentious buzzkills like you.” —I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
“Years ago — no one seems to know when — feral cats began to sneak into the park, living among the park’s trees and shrubs during the day. At night, they venture out, and an estimated 200 cats now prowl through Disneyland and neighboring California Adventure Park.” —
Now this, I gotta see.